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For people who love their wife but hate taking out garbage

Why do Wives make husbands do stuff? They must know that we don't want to do anything! Mine has a big list that gets 2 tasks bigger for every one task I complete ,,, That way I will never run out of stuff to do and be able to have a thought to myself and even when I do sneek in a little me time she wants to know exactly what I am thinking about, I tell her nothing Right? because I can't tell her about my fishing with hand gernades fantasy or the one where she has one of those ball things in her mouth all strapped down while I'm reading a book ,,, she just wouldn't understand ,,,

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Comment by Abba Akavich Avimelech on February 2, 2013 at 8:35am

It's all in good fun Eloise!!

Comment by Eloise on February 1, 2013 at 10:49am

Boy, am I in trouble now....I'm the wife!!  Oh!  Wait a minute, I'm not Avimelech's wife, but I'm still a wife, and this sight is all about the hubbies!!  Thanks for the invite my friend....

Comment by Abba Akavich Avimelech on January 22, 2013 at 7:43am

Comment by Abba Akavich Avimelech on January 21, 2013 at 3:02pm

Wel,,, all kidding aside,, It sounds like you have a great relationship ,,, I did go out and pick out underwear for my wife once but she won't wear them ,,ever ,, I don't get that,, it's not like we went to Victoria Secret or someplace ,, we went to JC Pennys and I just picked out some I liked ,,, I guess good underwear is in the eye of the beholder.

I , of course, wear quality superhero underwear and have been known to tie a towel around my neck for a cape ,,, and answer the front door when the JW's come knocking, it's great fun! ,,, I don't think my wife gives a crap what kind of underwear I wear as long as I answer the door with at least something on,, she is modest that way ,,

As far as picking out clothes goes,,, I hate that,,, She picks out something and I'm supposed to say weather she looks good in it or not Right? Well, there is only one right answer to that if I want to talk with her for the rest of the night. (Honey, you make that look GREAT!). She could pick out a clown outfit and I would just tell her that  it's a good look for her!

Comment by Taminator on January 21, 2013 at 9:43am

That's funny Aka. No I don't do the please or eyes. I just take my card, crank up my car & head to the store. I don't make him go but he enjoys going shopping esp for household decor. He's better at picking out my clothes then I am. No, he's nowhere even close to being gay nor is he feminine. I just know what's on my card & what my limitations are. I truly never ask him for anything too much. I don't mind him asking me because he works hard all day to provide for us so he deserves a little pampering. My husband is my hero. He's always there for me & his children. He's just awesome. Now, since I've sat here & bragged all about him, we'll probably get in a fuss tonight. LOLOL

Comment by Abba Akavich Avimelech on January 21, 2013 at 7:39am

@Alan,

Yea thats a great idea, except nobody around my house thinks to separate the Cans from the burnables, So however hard I try there is always a stray or two in the fire. It's not that I don't realize this and after many years of the process the explosion doesn't even suprise me. The 4th of July is a lod of fire fun as well,,, You never know what is going to shoot out of there!!!!

Comment by Abba Akavich Avimelech on January 21, 2013 at 7:32am

@Tammy,

OK, you say you don't make him do anything, but what I'm wondering is if you don't pull the whole PLEASE thing and then give him the eyes (I hate the eyes). That is what my wife does when she wants to go to Good Will and Saint Vincents ,, That way she can buy something bigger than I am and need help with the load/unload process.

Now it doesn't start off like that, At first it's that she loves me and just wants me to keep her company ,,,, And then it's PLEASE ,,,, And then the eyes (I really hate the eyes).

Of course I do it, I'm only a man and the eyes make a man feel guilty (Did I mention that I really hate the eyes)

Anyways, I should mention to her that other wives don't make their husbands go for the dry waterboarding trip, Put my foot down and demand to stay home and watch TV ,,, I guess I have good medical insurance! Why not give it a try!

Comment by Taminator on January 20, 2013 at 8:29pm

No Akavich. I don't make him do anything. He's the house of our house & his word is pretty much gospel. He does sooooo much for his family without asking. One of the hardest things in my life has been to be submissive. When you're as mouthy as me with the awesome come-backs & sarcasm I have, it's hard to shut it up. However, since I've learned to do so with him, our relationship has grown by leaps & bounds. Not because I'm a doormat but because I'm being obedient to the Lord's command as he is being led by the Lord in our lives.

Comment by alan walton on January 20, 2013 at 5:36pm

akavich....you could use those aerosol cans for target practice...

Comment by Abba Akavich Avimelech on January 20, 2013 at 5:08pm

HI Nellie,

Your Welcome!!! We are just having fun here ,,, We stll take the garbage out!

Hey it's great to hear from you Nellie, you should drop me a line  and tell me how your doing.

 

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